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This is Norway

Taigi, mes vel pas mus. Geriau veliau, nei niekada.

Nuo pradziu.

Gimtadienis - sugedo kompas. “Sugedo” = tvarkydamas kambari uzkabinau kabeli ir numeciau. Nebenuskaito hardo. Paklausiau pazistamo norvego is IT supporto, ar paziures. Sake, be problemu, kita savaite. Kita savaite isvaziavo exchangui i Kinija. Like IT supporto zmones pasizymi neeiliniais sugebejimais. Pvz, kai reikia 10 kopiju atspausdint, 10 kartu spaudzia Print+OK, nes nemoka nusistatyti, kad 10 kopiju iskart spausdintu. Arba pasiaiskinti, kodel negali sutvarkyt interneto latvei barake - “every year someone is unlucky”. Uz visa tai, mano ziniom, jiems moka mazdaug 50 litu uz valanda, darbo laikas nuo 10 iki 20h.

Buvo Welcome Week. Kadangi buvom mentoriai, gavom fuksu teama. Kazkur apie 17 zmoniu. Idomesni variantai - bicas is Kalmukijos. Taip Ruste, kai aiskino, kur tai yra, kalbejo apie Sangadzi. Dar apie FIDE prezidenta (cia ju zymiausi zmones), bet niekas jo vis tiek nezino. Kaip ir dauguma nezinot, kas yra FIDE :) Itale, pasizyminti gelezine logika, ypac kai girta. Pvz, “kadangi rankinuke raktai yra, reiskia, duris uzrakinau”. Arba dviems tarpusavyje besisnekanciams latviams - “you speak Latvian, and you are from the same country, which means… I’m not drunk”. Ir panasiai.

Turiu keturis naujus kaimynus. Visi italai. Angliskai, kaip italai, kalba visai normaliai. Bet vis tiek trecdalio filmo kokio nors nelabai supranta. Viena itale informavo, kad plaukus dziovinasi 4 valandas ir pries krikstynas vaziavo i H&M nuspirkt pigiu drabuziu, kuriuo negaila butu ismest. Milanas, vis tik. Kita yra reiskinys, vadinamas “metras penkiasdesimt su kepure”. Latvis ja vadina Eziuku. Nereali mergicka. Ir dar grazi labai. Stovi kazkoks italas, toks visas “I’m that star up in the sky” (jau norejau rasyt, kad kaip Karolis, bet ka jau cia), o ji “I don’t like guys from Bocconi (ju krutasis univeras), they’re like (ir perbraukia plaukus filmu stiliumi su charakteringu galvos judesiu)”. Pati is Bocconi. Respects. 20-21h yra sventasis vakarienes laikas. Visi moka ir megsta gamint. Bet paprastai gamina merginos, o bernai plauna indus. Bet po kurio laiko, kai iejes i virtuve randi ten astuonis italus, tai biski uzknisa :) Bet isgyvensim.

Jau kazkada esu minejes toki inda, kur su turbanu vaiksto. Idomus zmogus, svelniai tariant. Bet geraja prasme. Sikhas. Kas nezino, kas tai yra - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikh. Didesnio snekoriaus nesu mates. Bet bent sneka idomiai. Pasakojo apie priemimo i NHH subtilybes (buvo vienas is admission committee nariu praeita semestra. Pvz, kinieciai visada raso 3-4 psl rekomendacinius laiskus tema “sitas zmogus yra jums dievo siustas”. Svedu rekomendaciniai yra kitas extremas - “I recommend this person”. Ir parasas. Viskas. I mean, viskas. O as tiek stengiausi sau rekomendacini kurdamas, blin :)

Biski padave zmoniu is Pietu Afrikos. Netgi du naujus. Taigi, pazintinis ivadas South Africa for Dummies. Jeigu parejus namo (jie beveik visi gyvena nuosavuose namuose) radai vagiu apversta kambari, o nuejus i kita kambari skambint mentams isgirdai juos tam apverstam kambari iseinant is spintos, tai normalu. Jeigu staiga nakti pabundi ir pamatai kazka palinkusi ties tavo lova, ir tai nera tavo tetis, bachuras, ar brolis, o jau minetas vagis - welcome to South Africa. Ir perdedu tik truputi, istorijos tikros. Ar zinote, nuo kuriu triju gyvunu Afrikoje zusta daugiausiai zmoniu? Ne, neteisingai. Uodas, begemotas ir buivolas. Nebutinai ta eiles tvarka.

Lyja beveik non-stop. Ir lyja taip, kad per ausines muzikos negirdziu. Welcome to Norway.

Dar siek tiek is ciklo “vietine fauna”. Atsikrausto itale i baraka, ieina i dvivieti kambari, is duso iseina Ievos kostiumu pasidabinusi kazkada mineta Tasha ir sako - hi, my name is Tasha. Itale dabar intensyviai ieskosi naujo kambario. Atvaziavo slovakas su ceku i exchanga. Atsiveze skateboarda, snowboarda, ir surfboarda. Vaziavo i IKEA apsipirkt. Tiksliau, vienas vaziavo, o kitas su riedlente prisirises prie masinos galo vare.

Pabaigai - Norway for Dummies. Jei sugalvotumet apsilankyt kada - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebqdwQzmSHM.

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    Net nežinau, ar taip juokinga, nes juokinga, ar todėl, kad jau seniai rašei. Skateboardas, snowboardas ir surfboardas galutinai damušė :)

  2. a little bit of both :)

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